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Tumblr Tuesday: Vile Beauties

Nose Mouth
We’ve described it around the office as “ugh” and “horrible.” We wouldn’t say those things if we didn’t love this very gross blog.

Slug Solos
An absurdist takedown of macho rock posturing. Also, way gross. 

People With Tiny Faces
With each one, imagine kissing them.  

Shopped Tattoos
Not very gross at all. Actually pretty relaxing, after all that. 

Face Fusion
It turns out Taylor Swift’s mug fused with any other young, white female celebrity’s mug looks like a generic brand of Taylor Swift you would find at a big box store next to the name brand product. 

Photo via nosemouth

sharkeisha-nooo asked: Staff posted about you guys.

I JUST SAW IT FUCK THIS IS CRAZY WE GOTTA START USING THIS BLOG AGAIN

Anonymous asked: hey did u see that the staff posted about u lmao

whAT

Anonymous asked: Ehrm I was thinking of starting a blog with people without faces entirely... would you guys get pissed about that or??? i don't want to anger anyone i just want to enjoy defacing??!?

hey dude go for it

Anonymous asked: Why do you use the liquify filter? It sucks. Use the manual method to get a realistic texture.

we don’t use liquify filter? it really does suck

countblecksucks asked: So my husband said I can't throw away his old work shoes until he has an "awesome pic" of them and I was wondering if you could photoshop an "awesome pic" for me if I take a picture of the shoes and send it your way? Lol weird request I know!

you want us to tiny face a pair of shoes

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Anonymous asked: Are you even real

no we are only a figment of your imagination

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